Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
gf: babe, come over
me: I aint got a car
gf: but my parents aren’t home
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
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Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”